Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Wonderful Gifts!!!

Life in our new neighborhood is lovely, save for some nosy troublemakers (who will thankfully not be around much longer). To make us more at home, a few wonderful and unsuspecting souls have given us some lovely moving-in gifts.

Here are just a few of them:

Our old friend Miss S. Huff stitched us this beautiful housewarming cross-stitch that reminds us that a far more powerful entity (though possibly not the one mentioned) is taking interest in our lives.

Miss Huff always did have such a lovely sense for color and discretion.

Next, the always pleasant Ms. Weinstein painted us a beautiful picture of our new house!

Ha Ha Ha! A flattering image to be sure. Got to love the missus and her friends!!

And as a token of goodwill, our new neighbor Mayor Mike gave us an album from our favorite and most powerful crooner, Robert Goulet!

Click here and take a listen of our most favorite song off the record!

I'll post some of the other wonderful things we have received soon. If you haven't yet given us a wonderful gift, don't fret!! It may only be the difference between life in a gulag or as a lobotomized slave! Ha Ha! I love to make jokes!!!
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Monday, January 25, 2010

Noisy Neighbors!!



What's all this noise! If there's one thing Mr. Gunderson can't stand, it's careless disregard for the ears of law-abiding citizens. Ultralight aircrafts are not where you practice your bugle-playing!



Get off my lawn! No more of your penguin-stealing madness! It bet it's those foreigners, the Swedes! AAAAAAAAAAAA --- .-. -- .- -.-- -... . - .... . -.-. .- -. .- -.. .. .- -. ... ..--..

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Snow!


Whod've thought of snow in December, eh? We sure are excited for the winter season to get going! This Gunderson Family can't wait to start a season of Ice Skating, Curling and Broomball! Boy, you could say we'll never leave the ice, Ha Ha!

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Greetings!

Hello internet users! If you are reading this internet log, you must have some kind of interest in my normal average family! I can't imagine why! Don't you know!

Right now I am on a vacation! Seeing non-specific sights! Taking it easy and lying in wait! Ha Ha!

This is me, George Gunderson, and my wife Judy Gunderson taking in the sunshine at [UNDISCLOSED LOCATION]. She sure is one heck of a mate, do you not think? Ha Ha!

Pretty soon we will be back home in Minne-snow-ta!
Ha Ha!
I make jokes sometimes!
8 of them to be exact!

Come on down and visit us!
On January 14th, 2010!
More the merrier, I say!
Plenty of Lutefisk and other normal things there!
Right next to the hot dish!
It's always wholesome activities here!
Make sure not to listen to anyone who says otherwise!
I don't know why you ever would!
Some people should just disappear, don't you know?
Everybody is welcome!
Don't ask to many questions though. Ha Ha!

Goodbye!





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